໑ HOW MY TOWNS FAIR WENT

WRITTEN 24/08/25

That last entry was miserable as fuck lol. so heres to me actually talking abt shit i wanted to talk abt. aka what i meant for the previous entry to b

i wanna talk abt how my towns fair went but that was a month ago atp and ive forgotten a lot. i met my cousins fwb who got his dad to drive him all the way to the middle to buttfuck nowhere to see my cousin. now thats dedication lol. he was nice but i think ive forgotten 90% of shit abt him. but he confirmed to me that the crazy chick i dated 3 years ago did in fact go crazy viral on tiktok semi-recently bc he lives in the opposite side of the country and still somehow knew abt her. vro... ill tell the story of that chick another time i dont think thats a tangent worth dwelling into rn.

the fair was nice bc we got to hang out with two friends who we didnt at that point get to hang out with very often. theyre chill lwkey i still dont rly know them. theyre more-so my cousin's friends. ill call them Capi and J. theyre a bit younger than me + i never studied in town so i just straight up dont know a lot of people lol. They gifted my cousin a digicam for his bday which he celebrated the day b4 the fair started bc i was on vacation to Portugal #yasss so we (the two friends previously mentioned and i) began doing so as well. they took a lot of banger photos of me i do want to upload here once i get my photography page up. White Boy Sightings.

Im not sure what we did but drink and walk around and fuck around. one day we got into one this old decrepit house Capi's family owns in town. I'd been there once before i cant remember what we played tho or if we just fucked around but this time we played Sardine. One person has to go hide somewhere and once they give the go ahead (via text) everyone else has to try and find them. if someone does find them, they have to hide along with them. the game ends once the last searcher figures out where the rest are lol. ofc we played it at like 5am. is that even a question?

In faires, the big , public parties are usually on Saturdays. thats when the most people will come, even from other towns. Everyone gathers around the designated space and drinks and dances. My town always hires a DJ but im not sure how common practice that is. I think i liked last year's better bc it was wacky trance music played from a truck and i was so drunk it was great. but this year was more fun bc i got to hang out with my classmates and their group and acquaintances of their group acquaintances of acquaintances of- TL;DR we ended up being a lot of ppl lol.

At some point, we went back to the attractions, namely the bumper cars. i didnt immediatly go bc i needed to pee so i went off into the vineyard to do my thang. but when i was finished i realized i had lost my phone. i panicked. i was too drunk for that shit lol. the terrain was so bumpy and i felt i was so away from everything i was like "shit. im gonna pass out out here and theyre not gonna find me" luckily- remember! i had been bringing my digital camera with me, so i used its flashlight to find my phone. god bless. i put the camera away and begin walking. i pat my pants again. fuck. where the fuck is my camera. i turn on my phones flashlight and find it. i make sure neither fall on the floor again when i put them away. ok. all good.

Idk when but at some point both my cousin my classmate and i had to piss AGAIN but at least that time i wasnt drunk and alone in the middle of nowhere. i was just drunk in the middle of nowhere. so guess what i lost that time. THE BUTTON ON MY PANTS FLY???? SOMEHOW?? so my pants were falling off the whole night. imagine me, with the lining of my boxers wrapped around the hem of my pants so they wouldnt fall off, arriving back to the bumper cars to find J surrounded by Capi and Capi's grandpa (for some reason) + some of the acquaintances we had made that day bc she was abt to pass out. My classmates tries to shove her fingers down J's throat to make her throwup. we decide thats probably not the best idea. atp the party has ended so i make it my mission to cross the road to see if anyone had left a bag of ice on the floor to give her while Capi calls her parents to have J picked up. So i do, and i fall over in front of a group of people like an idiot. i decide to make the best out of a bad situation and ask them if they happened to have some ice. they did not. i made my way to where i was supposed to be going and realize- MY FUCKING PHONE IS GONE AGAIN. SHIT. oh. one of the ppl from the group brought it over lol. god bless, i grabbed my phone and the ice and headed back.

Eventually, Capi's parents came over and took J with them. my cousins and his fwb left to go pee somewhere and i was left with my classmates, one of which, somehow, sprained her wrist nasty style in the bumper cars. idk why i didnt jst give her the ice that was pressumably still right there- my best guess is that its bc she didnt want to believe when i told her that it was 6am on a festive day- no doctor was in town bc we have no health center or anything of the sort and doctors barely are in town if ever. but whatever we ended up wandering around town as i called my cousin to have him back me up in telling my classmate that no lol there was in fact not a doctor in town. by the time that convo had ended we were in my street, so i told her to come in so i could give her some ice. she refused at first and called an ambulance but when the ambulance folk inevitably told her to just. yk. call her parents to pick her up she ended up agreeing lol. i gave her a packet of frozen lemonade bc there was no plain ol' ice in my house (i had given my last bag to them. god knows where it ended up that night). and they both chilled in my home until they decided they were good to head back to party lol.

then my cousin called. somehow my other cousin was also abt to black out so they brought both him and his fwb over to my home and they ended up falling asleep right after they got to lay in bed (and my cousin threw up some). meanwhile a friend, my other cousin, two of the acquaintances we had made that night and i stayed chatting. very eventful day that Saturday was.

So imagine, Sunday afternoon when i woke up, my face when i recieved a message from my cousin saying a townie had found my wallet apparently it must've fallen out when i was walking my classmates through town, according to the location given by the finder. so we meet up and they give me my wallet back- to no ones surprise my money wasnt there lol. but u might be surprised to learn that like a fumbling idiot i had put all the money i planned to spend during the week in there, so a good 80 bucks or so. obviously i was pretty damn bummed out lmao so i honestly stayed home that night. i did make an attempt to go out and have fun anyways but i was angry at myself lol. i still had fun. got on call with some online pals and they told me abt their current interest in *checks notes* minecraft civilization smp yaoi and doomed roblox characters: the game while i got tipsy. it was cozy.

by monday uhhh im not sure what else we did but play a shots game my cousin had been gifted for his bday lol. theyre like fortune cookies but inside every cookie is a dare that u have to do or else... u drink. it fucking sucked bc out of the 12 cookies three of them were "name every state or whatever the fuck there is Germany" like ok fine the game was from TEDi i fucking get it theyre german whatever but WHO but GERMANS and NERDS KNOWS THAT SHIT!!! THEY DIDNT EVEN TRANSLATE THE QUESTION IT WAS STILL IN GERMAN. total bullshit.

buuut on tuesday we went BACK!! to the abandoned decrepit house!!! and we played!! NERF GUNS!!! and we spinned around before taking shots at ppl with our eyes closed and whoever got hit had to be next to shoot and the round would end automatically once the shooter ran out of bullets. it took me a stupid fucking amount of time to figure out how to reload the gun. it was embarassing. my cousin just like the cheeky bastard he is snapped some pictures of me in those moments of weakness. more to upload to the White Boy Sightings album i guess